| My Wonderful Theories: the shit I think about when im hyper and nothing todo. |
| Baseball
Hats The next time you see a guy wearing a baseball hat, notice what color it is. Lets say is blue, your probaly having an ok day. But if he's wearing a red cap, your probaly prety pissed off today. Grey- depressed White- really great day Orange- good day Green- sick. Any other colors, just rip the cap off his head and destroy it, those color baseball caps are why people steal, kill, and are assholes to people. So the next time you see someone with a red baseball hat on, just kick his ass. But if he's wearing a white hat, just go up and thank him. Just makes you wonder... Cheerios What are cheerios? Well I'll tell you what cheerios are. Cheerios are the main reason the world goes around. If we didn't have cheerios, than what would be the point of living? If we didnt have cheerios, that the whole world would live in chaos. People would go crazy if they didnt have thier cheerios to eat in the morning. So essentially thank god for cheerios. But its no big deal that over all they taste like shit. Shit What is shit? No one can explain the prodigy known as shit. Shit just happens. Shit can happen to anyone, whether they're on thier gaurd or not. People can make shit, and trust me, they sure do! You can only survive if you deal with the shit that happens to you on a daily bases. If you can't handle it, the the shit piles up on you and you sufficate.(suicide) So if your creating shit to throw on someone else, well guess what!!! It's gunna come back to you three times greater. So keep your shit to yourself and don't throw it on other people. No one is safe, shit happens to everyone!!!! Life What is life? Life is a meaningless cycle that every has to follow. This cycle is in a form of a roller coaster. So don' think of it in a two dimmensional, but three dimmensional view. During the life cycle, you will have your ups and downs. But life is not good or bad. Life is just a two-faced actor that struts and frets his hour upon the stage of life. Life can being going great, then turn on you like a lion with P.M.S. There are many obstacles you have to over come during this cycle.(ex. depression) But only the strong willed ones will overcome these obstacles, and wont takle the easy way out.(suicide) During life your will meet amazing freinds, but also you will have to deal with amazing assholes. If your lucky, you will experience LOVE. But overall, life is a crazy roller coaster that has its up and downs, but trust me its worth a ride!!!! Depression What is depression? Depression is the shittiest feeling in the world! Why do you feel this way? Who the hell knows! What causes it? Anything can cause it, big or small. A huge one would be loss of love, a small one would being stressed out for a test. What depression feel like? Depression is like a wet blanet that smells of piss that is thrown over you. It is such a lonely feeling. It makes you feel as though the you have been shunned by every single person on the planet. Depression can strike at any time also. You can be in a great relationship with someone that you truly love, but become very depressed. Or you can be feeling shitty, but then turn into a deep depression. No matter who you are, at some time you will become depressed a couple of times. Depression is like a stalker that will stalk you your whole life waiting for the perfect time to make his move somewhere, sometime! The only thing that can save you during depression is art, music, and GOOD FREINDS. That is wht you have to keep all the freinds you ever make. Overall, depression is just like a bully in an elementary school yard, who's whole mission in his puny little life is to fuck with you. So don't let depression screw you over. School What is school? School is a place that your parents sned you so they dont have to worry about you, and to learn the sick and sadistic views they did! When you are in school, you are like a everyone else, your caught up in a system that brain washes you so can't break away from it. They brain wash us with thier pointless pep rally's that teach us to love our school. We are divided into social classes in school like it is done in the real world. We have the rich popular kids and then on the bottom we have the unpopular poor kids. The government usese schools as a platform to feed young minds thier capitalist and imperialist views. They teach us how to be the best of the best in school, and that our culture and traditions are better than all inferior races. The main reason we have schools is to create us into to little drones for today's capitalist world, not to get a better education. For all these suttle reasons, you can easily come to the conclusion of thier being a strong probability of a real matrix! |
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